the revolution is inside of you

Supernatural = happiness

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:34:32 GMT

Currently converting my mum to Supernatural. As we're watching Tall Tales she gleefully shouts "BOYFIGHT!!" I love my mum.

American Idol. Coming out of the closet

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 23:25:35 GMT

Dear God. I only just got caught up on AI this week. I want to marry David Cook and have lots of musically gifted babies who cry perfect tears of joy. That is all.

PS. Someone give me icons!

It's not technically a post but..

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:03:48 GMT

I find this vaguely amusing anyway. And thank you to everyone who has posted such wonderful videos, photos and accounts of the various Cons recently. I feel like I was there!

Which Supernatural Character Are You?

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I never thought I would picspam One Tree Hill.

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:05:01 GMT

I have this confession to make. I'm actually kind of enjoying OTH. There was this awful moment when I thought that I was going to have to put up with Daneel Harris being back on my screen but it seems that I have been a good girl because she has gone off to be a crack whore again or something. Rachel that is. I have no reason to believe that Daneel is a crack whore. Although she is clearly trying to make off with my TV boyfriend and for that I will never forgive her.

But I was suddenly struck with the need to picspam OTH. Crazy.

Any show that starts off with a nice car and Bruce Springsteen is ok by me! And the kid that plays Jamie is unbelievably cute. I still think that Lucas is a douche though.

We then quickly move to Peyton daydreaming about marrying Lucas. I cannot believe that I'm the only one that thinks Peyton is a self-involved little idiot who should probably have tracked Lucas down way before it all got this far and just fucking gotten over herself. I mean, if you were in love with someone and wanted to marry them "some day" would you just let them vanish out of your life without saying anything for 2 years or however long? No. Exactly. Anyway, she looks quite pretty when miserable.

Brooke, on the other hand, I just totally adore. She is all wishing it was her dress and being cute. Although I was a little confused about whether she wanted to be with Lucas as well or if it was just that she wanted to be in the dress. Because surely she could just make her own. I fear I may have missed something.

Then Nathan has a little daydream and, really, it's kind of blazingly hot. Although I don't know that I'd be laughing if my ceiling started raining. But then again, not my daydream. And yes, I know, I didn't give you Nathan in the shower. I lose.

I love these two with their best friend chats. Hayley is always calling him on being a total idiot. Shame that he never seems to listen.

And then Karen is back. And then ANDY!!!!! OMG ANDY! ANDY IS BEST!!!

And and Lucas have this unbearably gorgeous moment in the churchyard where Andy is all 'I'm better looking than you and I would totally give anything for you to be able to be here with Keith'. And I'm all HI ANDY PLEASE STAY THIS TIME. Is my love for Andy coming through enough?

Dan has taken over the place that used to be reserved for Daddy Echolls. He is so totally evil and yet disturbingly kind of hot all at the same time. It worries me. But with the whistling the wedding march and then the funeral march? Creeeeeepy.

I was a little taken aback by the fact that last week everyone was all 'you can't marry Lindsey' and then suddenly we were at the church, but we did get cute little Jamie being all "Whoah! Treasure"

And some delightful poking fun at stupid, poor, Uncle Lucas. Because we love brotherly banter.

And Dan sucks. As if we didn't know. But this was swiftly followed by talking in synch (although nobody does that as well as the Winchesters) and telling Lucas that his jokes are stupid. I nearly stopped watching here, because how could it get any better than that?

Then the boys try to talk to their respective better halves and just get slammed. Hilarious.

Poor Lindsey is so utterly doomed that one almost feels sorry for her. I didn't until I saw what she was going to be missing, and then there was pity. Observe.

Then Karen goes to visit Brooke who for some reason thinks that anyone might be able to hate her. As if. And there is some dispensing of maternal advice that has been sadly lacking up til this point for these girls. Oh Karen, how we have missed you.

Cuteness overload occurs. Poor Lindsey has yet to realise just how doomed she is.

And then there is some genius banter from Skills, who is apparently the only one with the balls to say what we're all thinking. Namely that Peyton has some evil plan to off Lindsey and claim Lucas back for herself. Peyton is all righteous indignation, but we ALL know better, even Lindsey. Observe.

Then Dan and Hayley have this awesome showdown. I think that Hayley is currently vying with Brooke for my top girlcrush. "Enjoy your reprehensible, miserable, life"

Crazy psycho nanny appears. Woe.

This is just a randomly very pretty cap.

Then Peyton stands up and interrupts the whole thing. Only she doesn't because it's yet another of her stupid daydreams. I wish she would just get over herself already. The reaction shots amuse me. And then we see it was just a dream and Peyton's face falls as Lucas says "I do".

And the appearance of the lying psycho nanny who lies.

As an aside I could have sworn that "I just died in your arms tonight" was starting to play. I was a little disappointed when it didnt cause that would have been awesome. So play this whilst you look at the pictures and you'll see what I mean. Because you can never have too many power ballads in your life.
Reality dawns for Lindsey and she gets all destroyed. I suppose that the fact that Peyton doesn't start dancing for joy is supposed to demonstrate to us that she is being the bigger person. But we all know that if she had just stayed in LA then this would never have happened. It is still all your fault P Sawyer.

And then poor Hayley realises that Jamie is missing and starts freaking out. I am beginning to get a little upset myself. We all know I get emotional with TV shows.

"Bitch, you need to STOP!" WORD, Brooke Davis.

"I wanna have a baby" "With me?" Never not funny. Until we discover Jamie's still missing.

This whole think just killed me. I can think of nothing worse than your child going missing. And Hayley is just losing it (so am I) and blames herself for not letting Nathan come home and Nathan is all supportive. AND IT IS KILLING ME DEAD.

Jamie hides in the corner from Dan. Smart kid.

Lindsey suddenly redeems herself totally in my eyes for being previously utterly wishy-washy by saying it like it is. And then earns totaly bonus points for the use of the phrase EPIC LOVE STORIES.

I literally jumped out of my skin here. "it's ok, you can blink once for yes." "I killed my brother in cold blood. I'd have no problem killing you."

Hayley looks so little, and this single tear runs down her cheek and it's as if she doesn't even realise.

"Grandpa Dan saved me". Dun Dun DUUUUNNNN. I loved the song playing all through the end. So you can have that too. Grace Potter - Apologies

Dear God, I had forgotten how much work that is. I am now going to resume picspamming Supernatural. Utterly redundant since so many people have done it already. But I want the pretty in my journal!

I really have very little of any importance to say.

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:14:41 GMT

Being on nights has really eaten my brain. I have come to the conclusion that I am no longer funny or interesting. Some of you may feel relieved that it is no longer preying on your minds that you may have to point this out one day. I feel the need to cheer myself up and spread a little joy.

That is all.

Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:37:04 GMT

Well it seems that Monday has been pretty rubbish all round really.

It was pissing with rain at 8am this morning when Monty decided he absolutely HAD to go for a walk. Walked out of the house with Monty and my umbrella (I am now having grave doubts about the spelling of that, along with "stand under my umber-ella" etc. stuck in my head. THANKS Rhianna) to be confronted with a large gust of wind. My umbrella promptly flipped inside out and then snapped in half. It then proceeded to blow down the middle of the road in all its bright pink glory, hitting 2 cars, a van and a bus. So I was not only drenched but also embarrassed and the subject of much cussing from 'white van man'.

I then hid at home for the rest of the day drinking the MOST AWESOME fruit/herb teas. They rock my socks.

I don't blame you for being you

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:33:02 GMT

I am mainlining America's Best Dance Crew. It is FABULOUS.
But why can I only get it on youtube?
The internets are letting me down and I am sad.

I hate my OS

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:50:16 GMT

ALSKDJFKLA;S
Fucking laptop just went all BLUESCREENOFDEAAAAATH on me. So now I have to reinstall XP because it won't fucking repair, just keeps freezing. Youtube killed my laptop. I am not happy. I had STUFF on that computer. Thank God I am a hoarder and therefore have my desktop to console me. Although I have now spent HOURS trying to fix this and it is TOMORROW. Aaaarggghhh!

But seriously folks... who do they think they're kidding?

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:10:34 GMT

These two are engaged right? I mean, this is at least the second outing of the rings-on-the-wedding-fingers.

Also? How does ginormous-hands Jared manage not to break little dolly Sandy in half? Hmmm?

Because the internets are better than reality.

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:17:52 GMT

RL pretty much sucks. Pregnant flatmates and no job will kind of bring you down. Am now going to wallow extensively with angsty!Winchesters. The pretty may cheer me. It is worth a try.

OTP

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:46:04 GMT

I am trying to decide whether to jump in with both feet or simply continue dipping the toes in the water. Shall I go to http://www.seanharry.com/breakout2/index.htm (yes, that's right, I cannot even remember how to lj-cut or do linkies - am rubbish)?
*thinks hard*

Is anybody else going? Will I be the only crazy ass stalker there? Should I really just stop worrying already?

In which I discover that maybe I should resume my love of lj

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:43:56 GMT

Well I almost made it a whole year without lj. But then I was reading TWoP. And something linked me to VM. Which I then watched. And then I thought "Hell there are better things in life than work". So I hit the internets. And lo and behold, suddenly it was like I had never left. So here starts my recovery. Or relapse. Depends on your point of view really.

Oh. And I totally promised pictures of the puppy. He's not really so much of a puppy any more, but pretty cute nonetheless. Meet Monty.

Now back to rehab...

Well I never said I was reliable.

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:26:57 GMT

So there is this little thing called work. And I don't think I like it. I prefered that days of sitting in a darkened room surfing the internet and looking for pictures of pretty men. Wait. That makes me sound a little wierd. Well, that'll come as a surprise to absolutely no-one. This is merely a brief post to reassure those of you who have nudged me that I am indeed alive and I will attempt to do a full update next weekend. Complete with unbearably cute pictures of my new puppy. In the meantime I guess I should go sort out some sick people. Grrr.

The wanderer returns. Sort of.

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 23:06:36 GMT

Hello flist! (those of you who actually remember who I am!)

Apologies for not being around for something nearing for ever. RL kind of got a bit insane and I've barely been able to get near a computer. But I've been looking at everyone's photos from various CW meet and greet things that happened ...oh... MONTHS ago. I AM SO JEALOUS. Looks like everyone had an awesome time. And HI JASON! How is it possible that I could forget the hotness that is JFDoh? I lose at life quite clearly. So I decided that to make up for it I would watch many episodes of VM. And then I got an email telling me that my S2 DVDs have been dispatched. And then I found many picspams. And Christmassy fic. The universe clearly loves me. All is good.

I am now attempting to catch up at veronicamarsfic but it's taking a reeeealy long time. I had no idea you lot were so prolific. When I was checking my flist daily I didn't really notice, but now there are about 300 entries a week just on my friends filter. There is no way I will ever be able to catch up on everything. I still don't have any interweb access at the hospital and since I have to live there during the week (not to mention the many weeks where I don't make it back to London at all), this makes me very sad. I shall have to do something to rectify this situation since it is utterly unacceptable that I no longer have 24/7 access to Logan!PORN. ::grumblegrumble::

But I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and I wish you all the best for the New Year. I shall attempt to be less like the invisible woman from now on. I know, I know... promises, promises.

Write sins not tragedies

Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:53:50 GMT

Hello wonderful flist. Yeah, I'm buttering you up. I need a favour. Since I'm stuck in dial-up in a hospital hell except for today I was wondering if any of you would be able to u/l John Mayer-Daughters and Sarah Slean-Angel. I appear to have lost them when my hard drive did it's whole "fuck off and die if you think I'm going to store all that TV for months" routine. And I am sad.

I have now done a week at the hospital. No deaths. But then again, I haven't actually had to see a single patient yet. Apparently for the first two weeks they're just going to let us trail around after the current interns and then take over when they move on on the 1st August. So that's a relief!

And now I have to go and pack up the rest of my flat. Life is hard.

That deflated feeling

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:05:53 GMT

I got up yesterday at about 5.30am in order to load the car. After 6 trips up and down stairs I was feeling highly productive, not to mention shattered, and headed off. Realised that I had a severe lack of fuel so headed to the petrol station. Saw that one of my tyres was a little low and thought I'd pop some air in it.

All good so far. Except the air pump has apparently stopped working and I look on in dismay as my tyre COMPLETELY DEFLATES. Finally got it sorted 20 minutes later. So I am late, and flustered, and cross. But I am on my way.

On the plus side, NO DEAD PATIENTS yet!

Hope everyone is well. I had 200 flist entries to read after 24 hours of not being online. I need to sort out those filters. Eeek. So, I'm sorry if I'm not as enthusiastic about commenting as usual, but I am thinking of you all!

Insomnia really pisses me off sometimes

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:25:32 GMT

You know how I'm starting my new job as a doctor ~~tomorrow~~today? Well I am going to be wrecked before I even begin. It's fucking 2.19am and I have to get up at 5am in order to pack the car and drive for 2 and a half hours to get to the hospital in time. Which, by my calculations, means that even if I were to go back to bed and pass out immediately, I would still only get 2 hours and 40mins sleep. That is ignoring the fact that I have been trying to sleep for the last 3 HOURS. I AM CROSS.

On the plus side I have been surfing the interweb for Logan!porn. And there is lots. However, unlikely to help me sleep. And why is it so hot? It's nighttime. In England. It's not supposed to be hot and humid. If I wanted that I'd GO TO TEXAS. Yeah, I'm cranky. This doesn't bode well for any patients I encounter later today. Still, better I rant at you guys. Because I can apologise to you with VMspamming. I doubt that sick people would be so forgiving.

Anyway, back to bed. Or, you know, the furnace that is my bedroom. ARRRGGGGHHHHH!

But lookie! New icon. That makes me happy.

Because I may be disturbed, but I have the best ways to say sorry.

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:08:04 GMT

So you post porn photo manips of Tom Welling for a laugh. And it's all fun and games until you hit "read email" and realise that EVERY TIME someone comments, you have to re-live the experience. So in the interests of saving my eyes from the need to be bleached I am FINALLY getting around to another VM picspam. Today? PLAN B. Oh yes. So much Logan goodness. Now, usually my picspams are several miles long. I'd like to tell you that this will be different, but that would be a lie. In fact, I went so far overboard with this one that it is going to have to be posted in two parts. That is how sorry I am about the gratuitous nudity.

Also, I am totally supposed to be packing for my new job that starts tomorrow. And brushing up on some medicine would probably be a good idea too. But I'm scared about when I'll next be able to get online with my own computer rather than the hospital ones. And I'm pretty sure that they'll frown upon me carrying out my usual activities on NHS PCs. Which, essentially, belong to the government. So, this is more in the nature of me ensuring that I have lots of pretty things to look at whilst 'working'. What? I'm an intern. I'll need something to gaze at at 3am.

So we start, as is traditional, with the previouslies. And it has been awhile so let me recap for you.
Strange cross-eyed man sees Logan on bridge. Most emphatically NOT stabbing Felix.

Logan and Veronica work together. Well, Logan begs for help and Veronica is a bitch. There are times when I am not Veronica's biggest fan in this season. It wasn't even snark. It was just plain mean. My poor woobie!Logan.
Also, TONGUE! number 1.

Some chat about Logan, Weevil, Felix, Molly, Thumper and the FitzPatricks. The important thing for Veronica to realise is that Danny Boyd working at the demolition site is not a coincidence. This is Neptune. Nothing happens accidentally. Or as a result of coincidence. Trust me.

And the episode proper commences with a lovely shot of the flag. The message, it seems, is that there is nothing more patriotic than blowing shit up. Well, that may not be the message, but it is my interpretation of the message.

Everyone looks all kinds of bored. Even with the prospect of blowing stuff up. Except for Veronica. Who I am beginning to suspect is a bit of a closet overachiever.

Logan for the win! Veronica is unimpressed. There's that whole bitch streak coming through again. Not nice Veronica.

He is totally holding that magazine is back-to-front. Now I'm sure that it was to do with not being allowed to have "product placement". But oh JDoh. You do crack me up.

Did I mention that I LOVE HIM! Look at that shit-eating grin.

See? Veronica is competitive. And possibly jealous.

Definately cross.

Logan's all 'I thought you were going to invite me to the Sadie Hawkin's dance (which I totally thought was just a Buffy thing, but it seems you crazy American kids will do anything for a high-school dance)

And Veronica EYE-ROLLS! As in ROLLS her EYES. Woman is nuts. LOOK AT HIM! (Sidenote: aren't you glad I'm back to my regularly scheduled programming!)

Easy Rider?!? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Noe she's really bitter.

Ahhhh. Look at the thinly disguised lustful glances. I sit up and start to take notice. You may have forgotten at this point that there is still very much an ICY FREEZE over the Logan/Veronica relationship and I am sad and mourning my OTP. Still. 16 episodes later.

Ooooo. Weevil flashback. And he has been stealing Logan's apple props. Bad Weevil.

This is BACKSTORY. It will be IMPORTANT. He has to graduate because of his poor sick granny. And Felix wants to go to trucking school. Is it cause of the hats? I mean, I know Chad "The douchebag" Michael Murray is a big fan. But I would have thought that was a reason to avoid them. I'll find you a picture later. If I actually get my packing done.

Poor, usurped Weevil. He is sad.

Veronica's "Over-the-moon" face. Not to be confused with her "I really don't give a crap about dead kids or Logan" face. Ok?

Wallace is clearly going nuts. Veronica agrees with me.

V gets the nod. From Weevil. And goes running.

I may have said this already, but Veronica? Is being a bitch. Does she have the longest bout of PMS in EVER?

Thumper did it. Apparently he actually *DID* do it too. Which was somewhat upsetting to me cause I was so sure there was going to be more to it than that. However "Shockerrrr". Or, you know, not quite. Good try though. I always confuse the boy scouts with sexual deviants too.

Poor Curly. Weev is kind of vicious.

Ooooo. The car of DOOM. Complete with HEADLIGHTS OF DOOM.

"I saved his life." Well, technically...WRONG. Seeing as how he's all dead and everything. But whatever. Bygones.

Yuo have to pick between the law or Weevil to deal out the justice, this is what your face looks like. TRICKY CHOICE.

Mr WUUUUUU! Who I am going to love soon because he raps. And is generally kick ass.

So Jackie's dad has been taken off suicide watch. Apparently. But if she was my daughter I think I'd want to kill myself too. Just cause I have caps of her doesn't mean I actually have to like her. She is SO annoying. Not to mention, a BIG FAT LIAR.

ZOMG CUTENESS! With the handholding Mac and Beav. Why, oh why, did it have to be the Beav. Why couldn't it have been Kendall or someone that I wouldn't have cared about. Yeah, I know that's why. But still I AM SAD.

Pizza quest? Seriously, she wasn't the only one with her mind in the gutter. I was having all sorts of bad thoughts. And yes, this was the episode where I realised that KG is seriosuly cute. And promptly felt like a dirty old woman. So this is for all of you on my flist who aren't 5 years older than him. Not for me. At all.

Yay! V and Logan SNARKAGE! With key tossing. I like to think this is foreshadowing for a demonstration of ring tossing ability next season. I am delusional. What of it?

He's such an arrogant boy AND I LOVE IT. V? Not impressed. WHATEVER.

Ask what you can do for Logan. Seriously. ASK!

Look at the shoulder bumping and the little matching smirks. Hello my OTP. How I have missed you. I dare allow myself to hope that things may be about to thaw. Hope has been lacking of late.

He'll be speaking softly and carrying a big stick. Will he also be eating books of quotations for breakfast? I'm not surprised that his essay was an entire speech from a movie.

I love how she catches his keys. They are IN TUNE people.

"God you're a pest". Yeah. What the fuck EVER Logan. He's totally turned on right now. He's even staring at her boobs. Naughty.

Then he makes a crack about V not being important to him. And we all TOTALLY believe him. Well, he is very convincing all up in her personal space with an adorable look on his face. See? You agree right?

"Wait. Who're you?" Hello PERSON WHO DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.

Snark, more snark, and EVEN more snark. I have died and gone to heaven.

And then? THEN? He kisses his keys. That's body language that is. It means he wants to be kissing her. I am getting all bouncy. And slightly giddy.

V gets pissed. But then Logan tells her what she wants to know anyway. Because he wuvs her beary much. I am now convinced.

Also? He is totally hot in jeans. Even with the rather icky blazer. Note to wardrobe. MORE JEANS PLEASE. Thanks.

V is astounded at his helpfulness. I? Am astounded by the really bad eye makeup which adds about 10 years.

Yucky Woody. At the time I thought that this whole conversation might have been important. He's on the phone to Father FitzPatrick talking about corporation. Apparently? Not.

Woody with a high school kid will be good PR. God, how ironic. Or, you know, totally gross and wrong knowing what we know now.

Dude. The handshake. Has me in giggles every time. Hi false-grins-and-overenthusiastic-handshakes-R-Us.

Hi bad acting

FUNNIEST EVER. Logan is also the spawn of Satan. It explains why he and Dick get along so well.

ZOMG NECK! Whaaaat? I'm shallow. Deal with it.

Logan's all "woooo hoo! I'm off to fire the sherriff" Which is something I would have paid good money to see.

Yeah. He's really not joking people. God. It's like they don't know him. At all.

Here we go. Corporation. Again. I still don't get it. And IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

POUT!

Woody has served 20 billion. *gigglesnortage*

WINK! (you begin to see why this will necessitate 2 posts)

So totally not impressed with his duties as a letter opener.

Keith! And Logan's all "That's honorary deputy county comissioner Echolls to you". Which really does sound totally better than "Mr Mars" I'm just saying. I have so much love for this scene. The deadpan expressions. Keith being all "ha ha"

Terrence has a good character. And this is according to Woody. I have yet to work out what the implication of that is for Terrence. I think it's a world of not good.

And then Logan comes in with the creeeeeepy video. End scene.

OMGYAY! Stakeouts for Logan and Veronica! Wheeeeeeeeee! *fangirly jig of glee*

Veroncia does what we in the trade call 'fishing for info on the ex'.

Establishes that there is no threat and is pleased. So pleased, in fact, that she gives high-fives to bad boy Logan. Who may be a little bitter. Veronica finds him funny though. This is GOOD.

Things go off the rails for the picspam at this point. Also? It's only going to get worse. Logan smirks whilst Veronica is charming. This, people? This is good tv. What? Like you care about the wonky-eyed Mexican truck driver. Look at the FAAAAAACES!

Dude. We know it was you. We saw you in the previouslies 14 minutes ago (yes we are only a third of the way through the eppy). DON'T LIE.

Yeah. That's the guy. Logan is sad and upset. Lookie.

Ha! Got it into the first half this time. Sometimes I amaze even myself with my ability to find a tentative thread.

I don't think that the PCHers were that popular to begin with Weev. Just scary. Plus "a lifetime of TRUCKING THEIR BRAINS OUT"?!?! You're killing me here. Also? TONGUE!

Poor worried Mac. I feel so bad for her.

V made out once. Back in the day. MAKE OUT WITH LOGAN!! Ummm hi. Sorry. Sometimes the fangirl within seizes control.

All this talk is foreshadowing once again. If only I had realised. I might not have invested any part of me in the oh-so-clearly-doomed Mac/Cassidy relationship. And then I wouldn't have used so many tissues.

I have never seen so much concern over a toy truck.

Ummmm. Hi Weevil. TAKE ME NOW. He's all hot and angry and dangerous. And hot. And...I'll be right back. After my cold shower.

Did I mention that Wallace really is turning into a total ass right infront of my eyes. I'm not feeling the BFF love right now.

In other news: Saint Jackie? Just as annoying as regular Jackie.

Logan is a naughty 'mayor's signature stealing' boy.

This face? Is the "you totally shouldn't have left me alone in your office with a stamp of your signature and a pad of paper and oh by the way, look at my NECK!" face.

POUT!

Bet I know what you need about now. I grow concerned. Creeeepy voice.

Logan's agrees. He's all CONCERN! PANIC! CONCERN!

You know what's coming next. I go totally overboard on two scenes in particuar. Clickie for gratuitous groping and OMG!SWAY accompanied to either mega squeeage or the sounds of me holding my breath. I'm not sure yet.

Because I may be disturbed, but I have the best ways to say sorry: continued.

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:07:35 GMT

Now, either Logan never works out (the torso attached to the epic hipbones of angst would seem to disprove that theory) or he is spotting Woody this badly because he hopes that the heavy weights will drop on Woody's chest thus killing him. And making the world a much better place.

Also? That is some fugly argyle. Even if it is green. Good arms though.

So I think this may actually be a moment of character slippage from JDoh. He looks way too entertained. Also, he waits for ever before helping move the weights.

BICEP! Also, Woody is totally checking out his ass. Not that I blame him. It is an AWESOME ass. Baby got back: the PROOF.

And now the creepy begins. My thoughts as it happened: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! There is not enough OMGWTFBBQ! in the world. I AM SO FUCKING GROSSED OUT RIGHT NOW. I wish it were me groping him. Observe the squeezing. That is the only reason there are so many caps. I swear.

Logan's like. Wait. Dude. That's my arm.

Dude. Are you HITTING ON ME?!?

HORROR!

Exceptionally weak snark. You can tell he's disturbed.

See? He's all WTF just happened there? And why do I feel violated? And not in a good way. I KNEW I shouldn't have worn argyle. It always gives people the wrong idea.

This scene seems to purely exist to prove the point that Liam is a sexist, blonde-ist pig. Who's also kind of a racist. Hey, you guys, do you think he might be a baddie? GASP!

I get my "Eli". But where oh where is my "Sherriff". I feel let down. Although the Caligula comment and accompanying face are comedy GOLD.

SACKS!

Logan totally stole Lamb's parking space. Although you would have thought that someone would have recognised the jackass YXT.

Lamb. He's such a nice, sympathetic guy.

Who, incidentally, doesn't give a crap.

Dirty Harry. Hah!

Dirty Sanchez?!?!?! This show is going to be AWESOME on the CW. I mean, more awesome.

With hindsight, Woody being all "I'll think about what else I might have done to upset people". And then sucking on his cigar *cough*phallicsymbol*cough* is just GROSS.

Hmmm. Another dance. But Veronica makes some quip about always wanting the bad boys. I SIT UP AND TAKE NOTICE. Surely they aren't just going to taunt me with foreshadowing this time. At some point there has to be payback or you stop paying attention.

Logan really is a jackass a lot of the time. Adorable. But a jackass. Or, you might say, a BAD BOY.

He is gazing longingly at Veronica here. Trust me. I researched. Gia cracks me the fuck up.

Naughty weevil. Also? It's usually a good idea to check the area for creepy kids before executing the crime.

Mac and Beav dance. Again with the cuteness overload.

Wallace? Still being a dick. I really don't like Wallace 2.0

Poor wittle Wogan. He's all emo!kid underachiever. I just want to give him a cuddle. I know, that has nothing to do with the emo!ness. Gimme a break.

If there were total silence then Veronica wouldn't be ATTUNED to your stress and be prepared to rescue you at some point.

See? ATTUNED.

Wallace is still a dick. Jackie actually earns a little respect from me. Jane shoulda kept walking.

ADORABLE! Again. And Beav is all "but Dick's there". And he gets mumbly. And Mac "is understanding". And OMG!SWAY starts. My little heart breaks for Mac.

Logan prays for Tom Cruise to drop from the ceiling. But Gia is oblivious. She also ROCKS MY WORLD for being the cause of the OMG!SWAY DANCE.

They're all anxious and nervous and not speaking and you could cut the tension with a knife. I shall now shut up. This will go on for a while.

And you can see that Logan is totally 'hi, this is my heart in my eyes and my emotions displayed all over my face because SHE HAS HER ARMS AROUND MY NECK AND NOT IN A TRYING TO STRANGLE ME WAY'

And Veronica can feel the stare. And I bet she has that stomach-churning senasation that you get. You know the one. But she can't look at him. Cause then HE WILL KNOW. Also? BACK!

AND THEY ARE SO CLOSE THAT THERE IS ALMOST FOREHEAD TOUCHING AND HIS NOSE GRAZES HER HAIR.

AND THEN FINALLY THEY MAKE EYE CONTACT. I DIE. MY MONITER EXPLODES. IT'S MESSY. BUT I KNOW HOPE.

See? Who needs video when you have me?

So this scene, seems to exist to some extent to prove that psychopathic, psychotic drug dealer bosses are both psychopaths and psychotic. And will not hesitate to tie your drug dealing ass to a urinal. And then gag you.

Woody provides some crap excuse for the creepy DVD. Keith is, as usual, 3 steps ahead and totally doesn't buy it.

Finally Lamb takes notice. What with the truck driver sitting in front of him and everything.

I still don't like Wallace.

I'd tell him to piss off too. Go Jackie! (yeah, I never thought I'd say that either. But she loses all points pretty rapidly)

ZOMG the angst! The doubt! The anguish!

TOMGUE!

Mac's face brings tears to my eyes. And the awesome music starts.

It's a shame about the bike. I guess it's kind of worse for Thumper. But he did kill Felix so it's really karma for him. The bike did nothing wrong though. And it's pretty.

Let me break this scene down for you. Its easy. It's all single syllables. You'll see why. POSE! HAT! FACE! THIGHS! NECK! POUT! HANDS!

Ruh-roh.

Bonding moment.

And then it's all eyelashes and creepy laughing kids. Yikes.

I LOVE THIS EPISODE. CAN YOU TELL?!

In addition, those of you on my flist who are Kyle fans, I am about to do a Cassidy/Mac/rest of the world vid. I'll try and get it done today, but packing may hinder my plans. It will happen soon though I promise.

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:18:26 GMT

I am clearly a deeply disturbed individual. Any normal person would have seen these, giggled and/or retched, and then moved on. I felt the need to post them in my LJ. Yeah, NC-17, or "please God don't sue me for emotional trauma". This time, I am worried. Certain members of my flist (you know who you are) asked for this. I would have let it slide otherwise.

ETA: So I even felt the need to do a poll. Apparently you all believe me to be deeply sick and wrong. I can live with that. Except Chandler, who believes I SHOULD NOT POST THEM. But he's a boy. And therefore it's understandable. Chandler - DO NOT CLICK THE LJ-CUT. PLEASE.

Although all I did was type Tom Welling into Google. When did Google images get so dirty? It's on medium security - if I was some young impressionable person's parent I would be PISSED OFF. Fortunately I am simply here for the giggle factor so it isn't an issue. BUT YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN RIGHT?!?

I am about to chicken out.

For real.

As in, not actually post these pictures and instead create a poll asking about how many people will hate me forever (yeah, I totally did. But you understand right? RIGHT?). But then I figured you'd all come back to me with my next Logan picspam. It's a risk I have to take. I'm traumatised. You need to be too.

Yeah. I really did just post that. And there is another. Avert eyes now if you feel like you're going blind already.

Yeah. Kill me now.
Really.

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:44:59 GMT

View Poll: Yeah, this isn't altogether hypothetical

It really was only a matter of time

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 23:27:10 GMT

I would just like to say that this was nothing to do with me. All I did was put "Rosenbaum, Welling, Ackles, Padalecki" into Google. THIS IS NOT MY FAULT.

Except in that I am totally putting it in my LJ for entertainment purposes. But other than that IT IS NOT MY FAULT.

Because of all the pretty

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:52:43 GMT

I know that several people have made picspams of all the pretty boys soon to be on the CW. But I just can't help jumping on the bandwagon. This was going to be a lovely, unbiased, pretty entry. But then Padackles took over (they are sooooo pretty). And suddenly Rosenbaum was jumping on the bandwagon. And the next thing I knew this entry had a life of its own. But there are still pretty boys.

So I thought I'd start off with the douchebag. Yes he is bad and wrong. But he surely does look good without a shirt on. There is no denying that. Chad, please never wear a shirt again. Oh, and smoking is bad and wrong and does nasty things to your insides, but HELL this makes me want a ciggarette.

And this was the episode when I realised that OTH was awesome. Not because of the plot or the quality of the acting, but because it gave me HOT NAKED BOYS. What? I'm shallow. You knew that already.

He looks a little skinny here. But the tattoo is cool. And I'm all for boys in wife-beaters. Especially tight white ones. Yummy. Look, if you wanted a decent discussion you wouldn't be here looking at this.

Moody Mayhem. With a pretty much shaved head. See? All the other networks are jealous of the prettiness that is the CW and I'm only just getting started.

Like I said before. Smoking. Bad. Wrong. But OHMYGOD HE LOOKS HOT. Look, I'm squeeing like this now. Imagine how bad I'm going to get when Jensen, Jared and Jason get here. All those pleasing J names. Clearly if you want your son to be hot you need to give him a name starting with J. What? That was deep.

On reflection, I think I like it better when he removes the wife-beater. I RESEARCHED. That should get me bonus points.

But the hair. The hair is a definate problem for me. I can forgive the Sophia Bush divorce. I can forgive hooking up with an 18 year old. But I CANNOT forgive the hair. The hair is too much. And it worries me. Because the WB boys? Hair DISASTERS abound. And we all know about Jason/Logan and his emo!hair of angst. And I am concerned. What if he starts taking hair tips from these boys? It could all go horribly wrong. You doubt me? Lookie

EEEEEKKKKK!!!!

Dustin Milligan. Now this one is young. Like 20. Young. But he's a CW boy. So I had to include him. And he isn't unattractive. Pretty eyes. In case you were wondering he's in Runaway. New show. Daddy sees or does something bad. Family goes on the run. Boys leaves behind pretty cheerleader girlfriend. Boy ANGSTS. Emo!boys for all. We like emo here. It makes the boys look good.

See, not altogether loosing my mind.

Pretty eyes. I promise.

And am I the only one noticing a distinct similarity to Mayhem?

Francis. Seriously, unless you want photos of him aged 10 in Free Willy 2, there are NO photos of him. I could have gone with screencaps, but then I's be removing some of my A material for future posts. Have this instead

Oh alright fine. I'll cave. Have some maybelline lashes.

And this. Cause it is just adorable

JFDoh is insanely hot. Francis? Is just insane.

James Lafferty. Reason number 2 why you should be watching OTH. Even if it's on mute. In fact, at the moment, mute is probably best. But I digress. REASON.

Broody is good. We like brooding.

And because I am nothing if not generous. I give you the best episode of OTH EVER. 106. Notable for the most inventive situation where the phrase "would YOU card us?" is used.

This is where things went a bit off the rails. You see, I had a PLAN. It involved a couple of pictures of each of the CW boys. And then Jared came along. And I LOST ALL SELF CONTROL. This is where it all gets rather gratuitous. But it looks PRETTY. Honest. And, really, do you have anything better to do right at this moment?

I thought not.

I always wondered what on earth was going on in that shot. And then I found this. And now I feel much better about things.

And because we know that my English self really wishes she was from Texas. Don't even THINK about telling me that not all boys in Texas look and dress like this. I don't want to hear it. OK?

You see what I mean about the hair right?

But I can definately stand seeing MUCH more of this.

Apparently this is Paddywhack (I love nicknames)

But I wasn't convinced. So I found a closer look. Still not convinced, but who cares? Pretty.

Is there some sort of training camp for aspiring actors where they send them to perfect the "moody boy pout"?

And whoever the genius was who came up with this concept deserves a fucking medal. And a pay rise.

SERIOUSLY

Like I was saying. MORE.

GAH. The dimples. They are divine.

I may have developed a slight fetish for boys with HANDSINPANTS/TROUSERS.

And boys with bare feet.

I mean, it could simply be the subject matter.

Wait. Was I making a point? Thought not.

I wonder if he ever gets sick of wearing clothes with zips. I mean, I'm all for it. Faster removal. I vote that all clothes be made with zips from now on. Who's with me?

Black and white is good too. A black and white world with zips. Fun.

Hi. I'm Jared. I'm tall. And also? Bored OUT OF MY MIND. LMAO.

Not a big fan of the facial hair I have to say. But... black and white. So he gets a pass.

Clothes with zips and HOODS. YAY! I did try to warn you that it got a bit nuts.

I refuse to take all the blame though. There were people who took these pictures. I was powerless to stop them.

Admittedly I could exercise some self restraint. But he's holding an empty shot glass. He is such a frat boy.

And he's brooding with bare feet. I am lost.

And just when I think there is nothing more he can do after the dirt, oil, stetson and brooding. He pulls out A PINK SHIRT. I don't think you've been subjected to my 'hot boys in pink shirts' OTP. But all you need to know is that I have one. And this? Is the moment it reaches its all time high.

Longhorns. Or close enough. I know my Texas. Sorry about the random girl. I couldn't help it. LOOK AT THE EYES!

THEY SAY
"My name is Paris. OMG I LOVE your camera. Let me pose for you!"
"I'm Eliza. What's happening over there? OMG is that KEIFER?!"
"*grunts* Chad. This is my interpretation of blue steel."
"Yeah. Hi. I'm Jared. Also? BORED. Where the hell is my beer? You didn't tell me I was going to have to pose. I'd have brought Jensen and Mikey. At least I have a good time with them. And, you know, SMILE."

THEY THINK (or have thoughts. I wouldn't want to accuse Paris of thinking)
Paris: Ok, this is getting a little dull even for me. Ohhh but wait! I can see my reflection in that lens.
Eliza: *sigh* That wasn't Keifer. Oh well, I should try and look pretty for the camera.
Chad: You're cutting into valuable time that could be better spent hunting down underage fiancees.
Jared: Seriously, why the hell am I out with these people? And now someone is bound to put these photos up on the internet. Then EVERYONE will know that I spent FREE TIME with Paris Hilton. And then my life will be over. Someone help me. Jensen? Mikey? ANYONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Jared: And GODDAMN I hate this sweater. Seriously, I know that I'm getting paid to be here. But really? I just want to die from the shame. Wait. Is that Jensen and Mikey? Having FUN? WITHOUT ME?!?!?!

Jared: But it's ok. Jensen loves me best. And we're wearing suits. And we look HOTHOTHOT. All is right with the world again.

Well, Matt Czuchry is a boy. And he's on the CW. So I kinda felt like I had to you know? But I don't have to be happy about it. Having never seen GG in my life, I didn't really *get* the comments after Alexis Bledel said that her Logan was better. My reaction now? Kristen should have THROWN DOWN. ARE YOU BLIND?!?! OUR LOGAN IS SOOOOOOO MUCH HOTTER. And clearly has better hipbones.

Speaking of getting derailed. Which I wasn't. But I am now. I thought I'd put in a couple of pictures of the Rosenbaum. Cause he's kind of good to look at. But then a funny thing happened. I got hooked. You see, it started out like this, which was fine

But then he did this ridiculous pose. And I smirked a little and shook my head ruefully and thought 'Oh Mikey, you are a hoot'

But then he did it again

And again. And I was lost. Game. OVER.

Mikey? Wins at life.

I wonder if this was how it all started. Some photographer, all unknowing, says "do the Superman thing of ripping your shirt off" and Mikey GETS IDEAS.

Sometimes he just likes to tease

But then he is powerless to resist the pose

I think I have proven my point admirably

But I will add one more just to be sure

I am too afraid to ask what the hell he was thinking.

Ditto

This is him being a tease. The T-shirt is there. He knows we want it. But he DENIES US.

Hello blatant crotch shot

I really don't think that I can stress enough the concerns I have for JFDoh's hair. REALLY.

The cheesy 'finger-point-whilst-displaying-T-shirt-in-a-blatant-way' pose

The 'is-that-a-glass-of-milk-or-are-you-just-pleased-to-see-me'...'AND MY T-SHIRT' pose

Because boys in beanie hats are love

But then he finds a new pose. And it is sillier than the last. Am I surprised? No. Are you? No. Is he? Possibly.

I may have lost the will to live at this point. He was making it too easy.

Ryan Hansen? Hot. And for all you Kyle lovers on my flist, this one is a little for you too.

Pretty blue eyes. Why are there not more photos of him? This is a situation that needs to be rectified. Like, yesterday.

Yeah. Tom Welling. Say what you want about the hair (and I probably will. It sucks. Are you listening Jason?), but the boy has a great set of abs. Even when covered in a red, flaming 'S'. Or perhaps that is the basis of their appeal.

There are apparently people alive who don't understand the basis of Tom Welling's appeal. Consider this my attempt to demonstrate

You're not convinced are you.

I'm sorry, I don't care what anyone else thinks. I believe him to be totally hot.

Black and white and broody. That usually hooks the doubters

But just in case, I have held stuff in reserve. Hello torso

And more torso

And back

And wet!Tom

And Tom in a pink shirt (boys in pink shirts really are love)

And yummy

Now my concerns about Jason's hair are returning. AGAIN. I do, however, have absolutely no concerns regarding his workouts. These boys clearly go to the gym. A lot. I am all in favour of that.

Now, I am aware that Christian Kane is not on the CW. And I haven't actually seen him in anything since Angel. But that doesn't alter the fact that he is smoking hot. And although I think he may be from Oklahoma he clearly wishes he were from Texas. And for me, that's enough. Observe.

And yeah, so there is no link to this pic whatsoever (not even using Texas) other than I like it. And it's my post. Deal with it.

Consider this to be me, getting back on topic. Hello Jared *leers*

Yeah, ok, I have a confession to make. I may be a little obsessed with how much pretty is in SPN. I mean, I loved him in Dark Angel. This has been brewing for quite some time.

BECAUSE HE IS HOT

For some reason I have this thing for half naked wet boys.

I mean, they can be dry and clothed too. I'm really not that fussy.

Now I would like to discuss my alarming new fetish. Boys with guns. They're just ZOMG SO HOT.

And mean looking

I'm beginning to think that I need to seek professional help.

Dragging my mind away from the scary place

I like freckles

Not as much as ridiculous dorky poses with stetsons

Because although brooding is hot...

In the end it all comes down to hysterical giggling

And you thought that I was obsessing over Jared and Mikey.

You ain't seen nothing yet.

I haven't even gotten to JDoh. He may need an entire post to himself. But look. Pretty!

Dear Powers-that-Be. Mirrors are AWESOME props. Please use them more. Preferably in situations such as this.

If you would like to keep your ovaries in tact, please scroll past this picture

Best not to ask. Although I can tell if you really want to know.

Gratuitous crotch shot number 2. I think. I can't be bothered to scroll back and check.

He looks good brooding. Really, the CW is the best channel ever.

I am utterly convinced that I should head the marketing department.

Because sometimes even good looking guys make bad decisions

I would prevent such distasters by ensuring that we got shots like this

And because one is good. Two is EVEN BETTER.

And then? We have Jason.
He manages to look adorkable in crap beige

He has total oral fixation. I shall be posting again on this subject shortly

He gives good rooftop consolation

And looks totally hot with a gun

Like I said. Mirrors are AWESOME

HANDSINPANTS. A million fangirls swoon.

My love for the spinnykisses is well known. I know that now we're really talking about Logan. But give me a break. Have you ever googled JDoh? NOTHING. We need a fucking decent photoshoot. I vote for buffyx. She has an awesome plan.

In case you were wondering, this was where my concern for the hair reached new heights. As did the hair itself. Reach new heights that is.

I have discussed my love for this shot before. At length. For these purposes I shall condense it to this: HAND! PANTS! UNDERWEAR! SHIRT RIDING UP! ARM! FAAAAAACE! If you're still here, I am amazed. And give you full permission to back away quietly with no sudden movements at this point. It is only going to get worse.

I like this top. It makes me happy. It clings in all the right places. And he has a great profile.

Listen, you are all just as bad as me. You just hide it better sometimes. And I defy you to not want to see these caps again.

Because there can never be enough naked!JDoh

It's late. I'm tired. I can't be bothered to pretend that I didn't do this picspam entirely for this.

Although of course there is always the possibility that I did it for this

Or even this

And I want, need and DEMAND more of this

For more naked Logan and the like, please see my memories. Try the entries entitled 'motherfuckingdies'. That is usually where they are to be found.

And because I enjoy being utterly random at times. This is real love. bethannierose took this photo for me. Because I never see any. And I LOVE HER FOR IT.

Congratulations, you have now reached the end of my insane ramblings.
In conclusion: watch the CW. It's good for the soul.

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:08:31 GMT

Hello.

Click me. I am a link to the crackiest WB RPS fic EVAH. And I am very funny. And carry an implied slash warning. And a definite smut warning.

I say ever, but it's only the first one I read. Why, oh why, was I not made aware of this place sooner? Hmmmm?

Motherfuckin' snakes y'all!

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:39:50 GMT

That's right. The first single from the 'Snakes on a Plane' soundtrack is here! Complete with video no less. I am, however, somewhat upset that there are no actual snakes on planes, so I suppose I shall have to wait for the film. The tune is catchy though. And there are X-Ray snakes. And a girl flirting madly with a security guard. If only it were that easy to smuggle things onto airplanes. Although there was that one time two years ago where I kind of accidentally managed to fly to NY with a Swiss Army knife in my coat pocket. And not realise until I was at the top of the Empire State Building.
Who says that anti-terroist measures don't work!